Culinary Design Lover Pillows

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'I sent out for everything.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Feast

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man