Culinary Supporter Pillows

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Tension filled the tent.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

The perfect man

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'