Culinary Activist Pillows

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Steamed vegetables."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

The Origins of Everything

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

The ecumenical dinner party.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Cookery Lesson.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

The perfect man

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven