Culinary Activist Pillows

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Steamed vegetables."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

The Origins of Everything

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

The ecumenical dinner party.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man