Foodie Advocate Pillows

U.S. Bread Basket.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."