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U.S. Bread Basket.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Your meal sounded nice."

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"How 'local' is the fish?"