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Stock Market to Farmer's Market.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Frankenfish

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

U.S. Bread Basket.

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Supporting local farmers.

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."