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Desert Island Meals.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The Velvet Mesquite

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Climate change skeptics.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.