Sustainable Food Advocate Gifts

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

Desert Island Meals.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Vivienne Westwood

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

Landing helicopters on flowers.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Climate change skeptics.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"