Sustainable Eating Advocate Gifts

Desert Island Meals.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Is the MSG local?"

100% carbon neutral

Queen of Quinoa

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Diner

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Price may vary with weather.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"