Sustainable Eating Advocate Gifts

Desert Island Meals.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Is the MSG local?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Diner

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"