Sustainable Eating Thinker Gifts

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Desert Island Meals.

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Is the MSG local?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Diner

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Price may vary with weather.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'