Sustainable Eating Thinker Gifts

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

Desert Island Meals.

The Environmentalist

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Is the MSG local?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Diner

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

The Velvet Mesquite

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Price may vary with weather.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Olive Oil

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.