Sustainable Foodie Gifts

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Is it local?'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Veggie Princess

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

Desert Island Meals.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Is the MSG local?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Diner

The Velvet Mesquite

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Civilized Salmon

Recycling bottle bank.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

The Authentic Christmas.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Olive Oil

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'