Eco-conscious Foodie Gifts

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

World Meat Consumptiom

"No dolphins where harmed in the preparation of this Tuna sandwich."

Today, we introduce a new feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ We give customers used plastic utensils. We'll wash them after every use. This spoon's got a hole in it.

"Spontaneous combustion. She was trying to decide between the imported organic and the plastic-wrapped local."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Here, we're a dime a dozen. In America, growing rice organically, we'd be something special.

Endangered species fish restaurant

Is it organic, mummy?

Small fish eaten by larger fish

Locally Sourced Fish For Sale

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Guilty Conscience

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Civilized Salmon

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Recycling bottle bank.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Stuffing the turkey.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?