Eco Food Enthusiast Gifts

Lab Grown Beef

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Civilized Salmon

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Recycling bottle bank.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Peas on Earth.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

The Authentic Christmas.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?