Eco-conscious Eater Gifts

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'd like a burger, fries and coffee - but at what cost!?' '$6.95.'

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'Is it local?'

Frank realized he needed to change his restaurant's name.

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Supermarket aisles; controversial foods controversy-free foods.

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Forest Fires in the Amazon

"We're making progress."

GM food

GM food

Home of the Eco Burger:'You first.'

'It's OK - I bought calorie offsets.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Authentic Farm-2-Table Dining Experience

"Hybrid-battery cows might reduce our methane gas emissions...but good luck trying to get a decent filet mignon out of them."

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Veggies

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"Is this organic."

Bounty Burger

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'