Planet-conscious Foodie Gifts

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Civilized Salmon

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Stuffing the turkey.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

The Authentic Christmas.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"We're making progress."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"