Planet-conscious Foodie Pillows

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Civilized Salmon

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Recycling bottle bank.

Stuffing the turkey.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

The Authentic Christmas.

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"We're making progress."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"