Healthy Eating Advocate Gifts

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'I think you're right Ruby, our husbands are revolting... mine won't eat his greens either!'

'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'

Sorry, because of all the lawsuits we no longer serve overweight people.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"C'mon, a few veggies won't kale you."

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

"Eight big burgers? Are you mad?? Look at the mirror, man! I'll give you a salad and water!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"It's a survival mechanism. Notice how I exaggerated the fat grams."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'You should really try to eat more hardwoods you know!!!'

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"There's no nutritional value in a cracker!"

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

Queen of Quinoa

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'Hello, NSPCA?. . .Listen our school only does chips once a week.'

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"You won’t need refills."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'