Healthy Eater Advocate Gifts

Mom taught me stamina

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Queen of Quinoa

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'