Healthy Eating Advocates Gifts

Fighting Bananas Cartoon

Gluten free parking

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Needs more kale.'

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'