Healthy Food Advocate Gifts

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'What are you eating now?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."