Healthy Food Advocate Gifts

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Diet considerations.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"You won’t need refills."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Friendly bacteria

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."