Natural Food Advocate Gifts

'Let's try some subtractitives, to offset all the additives.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Desert Island Meals.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Frankenfish

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Sawdust.

No bottle feeding.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"