Healthy Eating Advocates T-Shirts

Gluten free parking

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Needs more kale.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You won’t need refills."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Work Out.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'