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Mom taught me stamina

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

Desert Island Meals.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Queen of Quinoa

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet