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"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

Low fat diets.

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Yes, nuts can be good for you as long as they aren't preceded by the word, 'dough'.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

Vegetarian Kebabs

"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."

Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

'Offering fresh broccoli and cauliflower is a great idea, but it's created a thriving black market in fatty cheese sauce.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

I shop locally!

Diet tip no.367 - Dont rush your food!

An early vegetarian returning from a kill

"The vet said I need to stop feeding him table scraps and take him on long walks. He said the dog is fine."

'He's all eyes!'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It's two pounds fifty a slice and the fat's free.'

"It's a new flavor...green broccoli ice cream."