Healthy Eater Gifts

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'

Low fat diets.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Vegetarian Kebabs

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

'Yes, nuts can be good for you as long as they aren't preceded by the word, 'dough'.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."

'He's all eyes!'

"The vet said I need to stop feeding him table scraps and take him on long walks. He said the dog is fine."

An early vegetarian returning from a kill

Diet tip no.367 - Dont rush your food!

I shop locally!

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Offering fresh broccoli and cauliflower is a great idea, but it's created a thriving black market in fatty cheese sauce.'

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

Vegetable scarecrow blocks obese man from the refrigerator.

'Table 4 sends its compliments. Table 7 want to know if you're trying to kill them with all those additives and saturated fats.'

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'Promise me you'll tell me if I gain a pound.'

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad!"