Healthy Eating Enthusiast Gifts

"Extra pickles on your burger doesn't mean you're eating a plant-based diet."

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'I'll start living healthier by eating more vegetarians.'

'I said-no greens, no pudding, Gerald!'

Supermarket Aisles.

Eat your vegetables

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'We don't know what it is, but it's really yummy.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

Doctor checking the health of food.

"Always eat your broccoli."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'