Healthy Eating Enthusiast Gifts

"Extra pickles on your burger doesn't mean you're eating a plant-based diet."

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'I'll start living healthier by eating more vegetarians.'

'I said-no greens, no pudding, Gerald!'

Supermarket Aisles.

Eat your vegetables

'We don't know what it is, but it's really yummy.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

Doctor checking the health of food.

"Always eat your broccoli."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'What are you eating now?'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'