Healthy Living Enthusiast Gifts

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'If you want to lose weight you need to think about portion size!'

'So what's eating YOU?'

'We've decided to split the Caesar salad.'

"I feel I've made some bad food choices."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Stan Crocker

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

"Don't talk to me about E numbers mate - I'm full of them. . !!"

"Is blubber a good fat or a bad fat?

"Sergio, you can't put me in a nursing home!"

'All dishes without ft...without salt...without sugar.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Funny things carbohydrates - you can't see them, yet they terrify my mother.'

Eating Disorder Clinic - Lift Max Weight: 700 KG or 3 persons.

Diet Clinic: Members Please use Frieght Elevator in Rear.

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."