Healthy Living Lover Gifts

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The Fast Lane.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

To do before Saturday...

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"