Healthy Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Academy.

'Hold on. You're my personal trainer? Look, I signed out for a work out, not a pig out.'

Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Olive Oil

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."