Healthy Lifestyle Lovers Gifts

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Heart Health Levels

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."