Healthy Lifestyle Devotees Gifts

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Heart Health Levels

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."