Healthy Lifestyles Gifts

'How's the diet coming?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

The Fast Lane.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

To do before Saturday...

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

Secretive Weigh In.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Exercising

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"