Healthy Living Gifts

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New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

New Years Resolution.

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

How can we improve our health?

"Try to get more exercise."

Candies and diet pills

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Yoga for beginners,

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.