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New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

New Years Resolution.

Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.

"Try to get more exercise."

How can we improve our health?

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

Candies and diet pills

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Yoga for beginners,

"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

"Oh, that poor thing."

'All I'm saying is you should cut down a bit !'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

I'm sure if I moved to a fresh water environment, my hypertension would abate.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'