Healthy Lifestyle Devotees T-Shirts

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Olive Oil

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Heart Health Levels

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'