Healthy Lifestyle Follower T-Shirts

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Olive Oil

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Heart Health Levels

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'