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"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Heart Health Levels

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."