Healthy Living Lover T-Shirts

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

The Fast Lane.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

To do before Saturday...

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The trim reaper

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.