Healthy Lifestyle Promoters T-Shirts

I think our son needs more flying and less feeding.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Academy.

Cyclist

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

Fat cat running on treadmill.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"Imagine bread is a lot like the sun...It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist."

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

Beginner Level Escalators

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

Cows exercising: 'Cattlesthenics'.

'He's doing resistance training.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'