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The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

An apple a day.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Academy.

Cyclist

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"