Healthy Lifestyle Promoter Mugs

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

An apple a day.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Academy.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'