Active Lifestyle Promoter Mugs

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"You're too sedentary."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

recycling

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Work Out.

Cyclist

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"