Active Lifestyle Promoter Gifts

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

recycling

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Work Out.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"I think you're going to like today's class."

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'