Active Lifestyle Supporters Gifts

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Damn floral activists."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Late Bloomers

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Thin Ice

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Work Out.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Cyclist

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...