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"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"You're too sedentary."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Damn floral activists."

Late Bloomers

Thin Ice

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

Cyclist

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."