Active Lifestyle Lover Gifts

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

PE Store.

"I think you're going to like today's class."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

I love PE.

Strive to win!

Man running

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Elderly People

'Therapy in L.A.'

"You're too sedentary."

Treadmillstone

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Heart Health Levels

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'