Healthy Lifestyle Pioneer T-Shirts

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You won’t need refills."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cyclist

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Academy.

An apple a day.

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.