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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You won’t need refills."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Work Out.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

An apple a day.

Cyclist

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.