Green Living Champion T-Shirts

"No thanks - I brought an old bag with me!"

"I don't deal with soaring gas prices, it doesn't need electricity or oil changes and it replaces my dusty peloton sitting in the coner."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

100% carbon neutral

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"