Green Living Promoters T-Shirts

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Recycling bottle bank.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Raining Leaves.