Green Living Promoters Gifts

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.